I’ve officially been diagnosed (by myself) with: Procrastination Blank Stare Disease (PBSD)
This Fatal disease is caused by a failure to want to do anything, specifically work on one’s novel.
Symptoms include: Blankly staring at computer screen.
How to avoid: You don’t. You accept your fate of getting nowhere in life.
How to avoid if you actually care about life: Blink rapidly until your computer screen comes back into focus.
If Procrastination Blank Stare Disease lasts longer than 30 seconds, take a nap. Stop immediately and nap.